Superbike Toy Store Biography
Archie Q. McPhee is a serial sneezer. I know this because I ran into him on Market Street the other day. I spotted him from three blocks away: his Dandy Fop flag was flying in a maroon velvet feather cap and a silver handlebar mustache brushed past his swiss dotted bowtie to rest at his clavicle.
We had been introduced last year at a party and had found ourselves tangled in a flaming debate about Ferrara Pan Red HotsTM ("A Fat-Free Food") vs. Hot TamalesTM ("Now With More Kick!"). He wagged an alien-puppeted finger in the air to punctuate each point that supported his thesis: Hot Tamales are Lord and Master. Although he's a moving orator, I held court myself with a description of Imperials so nuanced that at its height, he spit out his cherry wax lips to chuckle "Indeed!" four times in a row before declaring me "Delightfully tempestuous!"
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